I love cow jokes. They are funny, never hurt anyone's feelings, and although I don't know every cow joke out there, they're not usually inappropriate. So I thought I would share my favorites.
My love for cow jokes all began when my ten year old nephew Thomas asked me, "What do you call a cow in an earthquake?"
A milkshake!
And so it began.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef Jerky
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean Beef
What do you call a silent cow?
A moot!
What do you call one cow spying on another cow?
A steak-out
What do you call a cow who just gave birth?
De-Calf
What do you call a cow that can't give milk?
A Milk Dud!
What kind of car does a rich cow drive?
A Cattlelac
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